{"id":1658,"date":"2016-02-24T14:13:51","date_gmt":"2016-02-24T14:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/?p=1658"},"modified":"2016-02-24T14:13:51","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T14:13:51","slug":"en-god-og-sann-golfhistorie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/?p=1658","title":{"rendered":"En god (og sann?) golfhistorie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Det verserer mange gode golfhistorier. Kanskje kan nettsiden bidra til litt godt golfhum\u00f8r mens vi venter p\u00e5 v\u00e5r og gr\u00f8nne greener.? Nettsiden har etterlyst stoff og en dag fikk vi tilsendt f\u00f8lgende golfhistorie. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">En golfspiller var veldig uheldig med sitt f\u00f8rste slag fra tee slik at ballen havnet rett foran en bergnabbe. (Hull to p\u00e5 Maurholen??) Det gikk ikke likere p\u00e5 andre slaget, han drylte til, ballen traff bergnabben og rekylen traff golferen i tinningen. Han d\u00f8de p\u00e5 flekken..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Da han ankom der han skulle, alle hyggelige golfspillere havner der, kikket St. Peter n\u00f8ye p\u00e5 den nyankomne med golfutstyret p\u00e5 slep. \u00abJeg ser du har tatt med deg k\u00f8llene dine. Kan jeg sp\u00f8rre om du er en god golfspiller?\u00bb \u00ab Javisst er jeg det. Jeg kom jo hit p\u00e5 to slag.\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Innsenderen kan naturlig nok ikke innest\u00e5 for sannhetsgehalten i historien\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det verserer mange gode golfhistorier. Kanskje kan nettsiden bidra til litt godt golfhum\u00f8r mens vi venter p\u00e5 v\u00e5r og gr\u00f8nne greener.? Nettsiden har etterlyst stoff og en dag fikk vi tilsendt f\u00f8lgende golfhistorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1659,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/golferwithwings.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Sl8t-qK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egersund-golfklubb.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}